I've missed that list since I started grad school, because all of my teachers would qualify for the list. Maybe you have to have an unusual last name to pass the secret screening process to become an online faculty member, or maybe they just use pen names to protect their identities. (Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if that were true.)
Because, seriously, some of these last names look like keyboard malfunctions:
At least they all have perfectly normal first names, like Mark, John, and Jane.